Even though I did not vote for him, I really did like Ron Paul. I hope he gets another chance at the U.S. Presidency.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

I know this is wrong on so many levels, but I read this quote today and had to share it with everyone. "If a girl says 'I love you', and you're just in it for the pussy, just say 'I love U2.' That way, you're not lying, because U2 really is a great band."         -Some guy named Brian

Here is my name in Elvish:

There is an old theory that states: One million monkeys, typing on a million typewriters, given an infinite amount of time, will eventually type the entire works of William Shakespeare. In essence, what evolution proposes is this: One million monkeys on a million typewriters, given an infinite amount of time, were eventually able to produce the planet Earth and every entity that has ever existed upon it.

Eight years of George Bush is the republicans way of getting revenge for eight years of Bill Clinton.

I hate that our society has come to a point where genuine kindness can no longer be accepted. The other day I came across two girls who wanted to know how to get to Delaware Park. The park was not far away, but the area in the park where they wanted to be was a long walk away. I should also mention they were looking to see a Shakespeare play in the park and did not have long to get there. They would not make it to the play on time, even if they knew where they were going, which they didn.t. Out of kindness I offered to drive them to where they wanted to go. Really, I had nowhere to be at that point in time and could easily spare the expense. They refused the offer. They did it a panicked confused manner that I have come to expect from people these days. Certainly they would not understand that I was only trying to be kind to them and help them. In our current society very few do something without expecting anything in return. This fact has caused everyone to become scared of the motivations behind the kindness. They gave me very kind "No, Thank you"s.. I understood behind those words they were slightly frightened I would do something bad to them. Only slightly, but it was enough. These bad things do happen in our world so I do not blame them. I only turned and went on my way. As I walked away I could only think to myself "I hate that our society has come to a point where genuine kindness can no longer be accepted".

The Wonderlic Personal Test is a way that the NFL measures player intelligence. The average score on this test is a 22, and the high is 50. In 1997 Reinard Wilson was drafted by the Bengals. Wilson scored a 5 on the test, the lowest score to that date. From that day forth he became known as Retard Wilson, and still bears that name to this day.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name, too. When ever we go out, the people always shout There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line. What was I comparing this universe with when I called it unjust? If the whole show was bad and senseless from A to Z, so to speak, why did I, who was supposed to be part of the show, find myself in such violent reaction against it? A man feels wet when he falls into water, because man is not a water animal: a fish would not feel wet. Of course, I could have given up my idea of justice by saying it was nothing but a private idea of my own. But if I did that, then my argument against God collapsed too- for the argument depended on saying that the world was really unjust, not simply that it did not happen to please my private fancies. Thus in the very act of trying to prove that God did not exist- in other words, that the whole of reality was senseless- I found I was forced to assume that one part of reality- namely my idea of justice- was full of sense. Consequently atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creature with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.   -C.S. Lewis

The U.S. probably could have purchased Iraq for the amount of money it has spent fighting there.

America Land of the free, the fat, and the freaks

an advertisement. because i felt like it.

today i recieved 223 emails. as far as i could tell every single one of them was regarding either viagra or some sort of penis enlarger. so, since they bugged me so much about it, i bought one. (kidding)

I was at wegmans today. the lady behind the counter asked me if I wanted to donate a dollor to needy people. I said sure. She rang it up and told me how God would smile at me from above for donating to needy people. All that I could think was "I hope that, in the end, God smiles upon me for more than just donating a lousy dollar while at wegmans".

Something funny that I read once: Some friends and I took out an ad in the Dallas Morning News offering a 180,000 sq ft. business complex for sale, complete with ample parking, athletic facitilies, lecture rooms, an auditorium, a cafeteria, and a library, all for $1.5 million. The phone number listed went to our high school principal. "Will whoever tried to sell the high school please report to Mr. Hillcrest's office"